Back Up Plan

Special REELWIFE’S DVD REVIEW: "The Back Up Plan" proves sweet and rude are simply in bad taste


"The Back Up Plan" proves that it takes more than one cent to pull a good movie together. From their initial meeting when Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) and Stan (Alex O’Loughlin; "Whiteout") flip a penny they’ve found to bring them good luck, this romantic comedy is sappy, predictable, and in surprisingly bad taste. The film wants to be both sweet and sour, taking lessons from both Lopez’s heartfelt "The Wedding Planner" and Judd Apatow’s rude-humored "Knocked Up" but not learning much from either. The movie borrows plot points and gags from several superior products, creating a weak occasional giggle but nothing more. Lopez can do better.

Zoe is a successful, educated business owner that has everything she wants in her life except a family. She decides not to wait for Mr. Right and instead get artificially inseminated to make a baby. But around the next corner she finds a Mr. Right named Stan, who she falls madly in love with. Will he stay with her when she has somebody else’s baby?

Lopez looks good in the movie-stylishly dressed and sexy-but her high heels and off-the-shoulder tops just don’t make sense when her job at the pet store often involves shoveling dog poop. Marcus proves to be an overly metrosexual farmer, too pretty to be a work-a-day manual laborer. Ultimately, O’Loughlin is unremarkable and forgettable as the other half of the couple. One of many predictable scenes includes an off-road moment when Zoe ogles the shirtless farmer and drives into a tree. There are also several gross-out moments in this rom-com, such as an overly revealing 3-year-old breast feeding scene, a water-breaking accident in a conga line, and a none-too-subtle excrement in a birthing pool moment. These scenes are meant to be played for laughs but don’t get anything more than a few “ewwh gross” exclamations.

Zoe’s constant whining and self-doubts over whether Stan loves her will make the more secure women viewers wish Stan would simply move on. After all, if Stan’s sticking around Zoe during a pregnancy for a child that isn’t his doesn’t prove love, than a top-of-the-line custom stroller he buys her should. Rather than trying to watch an unnatural cross between a sweet rom-com and a raunchy adult comedy, simply rent the far superior "Wedding Planner" and "Knocked Up" instead. "The Back-Up Plan" screenwriters obviously did.

Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, some crude material and language.

2.5 0ut of 5